Usually, sex jokes and gag gifts are reserved for Dirty Santa games or Bachelor/Bachelorette parties. You know… inflatable goats, boob sunglasses, hopping penises, and such. But fun toys like these don’t have to be limited to special occasions. Sex should be fun. It’s ok to laugh and get silly. And throwing a little humor into your life can reduce tension and nerves around trying something new.
So here are some fun and silly toys from our collection, found in-store and online at the RedDoor!
1. Clone-A-Willy Glow Kit – Designed by a doctor, it’s a complete kit that perfectly copies a mans own penis in super realistic, glow-in-the-dark rubber. Each kit comes with easy to follow instructions and includes everything necessary to produce an EXACT rubber copy of any penis!
2. Mini Mini Monkey Vibe – No need for a banana with the Mini Mini Monkey; theres plenty of stimulation in store for your clitoris from this vigorous variable speed vibe. Free of phthalates and toxins, its low maintenance and discreetly portable. Ready to swing? Just switch on the monkey and enjoy.
3. X-Rated Beer Pong – X-Rated Beer Pong Inflatable Drinking & Dare Game for adults only. Beer Pong Game Sink It, Drink It! Then do it! Crack open a couple cold ones and get ready for the naughtiest, nastiest game of Beer Pong ever imagined! We have taken the hottest craze around college towns – Beer Pong – and combined it with one of the most classic hook-up games of all times X-Rated dirty dares!
4. Penis Pokey – This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we’ve ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely!
5. Paco’s Taco Stroker – Make self-love more fun with Paco’s Taco, an ultra-soft open-faced stroker that puts pleasure in the palm of your hand! Reusable with Paco’s “Sauce” lubricant included, Paco’s Taco satisfies every time – simply open the box, liberally apply our “sauce”, and wrap around your “meat.” Second and third helpings are encouraged!
6. Fleshlight Alien – The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy. The exclusive Alien texture combines the feel of three of our most popular textures to create one out-of-this-world experience. Tantalizing sinews swirl together mimicking our famous Vortex canal before breaking through to a Lotus node that finally gives way to our most intense texture, the STU.
7. Wonderland Kinky Kat Cock Ring – Follow this buzzing kitty into a world of fantasy and pleasure. The Kinky Kat C-Ring features a removable clitoral bullet with push-button control and 10 intense functions for clitoral stimulation during sex. You will fall in love with this cock ring for its regal look, storybook design, and the grinning cat at the tip that was just made for teasing. This playful kitty wants to see you smile!
8. Flirt Finger Tingle Bunny – Let your finger do the flirting. Adorably cute, cleverly shaped, mini silicone reuseable finger vibe. Made of 100% medical grade silicone and phthalate free ABS. Feel the waves of strong vibration all the way through to the tips of the bunny ears! Great for clitoral or body stimulation. Use one on each finger tip for an experience to remember.